Anything for lots of money. ( ALL WOMEN )
Just wait a year guys. Because who needs college when you can take money from older men right ladies !
Remembering when their cooters used to be tight like hers and could bleed. ( F*cking kids ruin everything ! ) #PMS
Put the Lotion on skin !
Watch the teeth a baby !
But once she gets drunk guys it's time to jump on board the gang bang train to Butt sex city.
Fun Fact: Being Famous + Drugs + Lots of Money = Getting Laid 24\7 ( True Story BROS )
An am not just talking about the ladies ! An i need to take a bath now.
NOW FiX ME MY DiNNER BiTCH !
She has a dingus tucked in you dangus !
An you can't titty f*ck smarts.
Get em wet when their young and dumb before they know any better is what i was told mates.
O wait no that is just Harley Quinn. ( Batman Fan know what am sayin ! )
Wrecked ! ( No Butt Play um K )
Here sweetness take my money and tell your son he can call me dad for now on. Because am in love and am ready for love my soul mate.
By banging super hot woman like all the time bro.
Marry XXX-MAS !
O yeah big sexy am going get you black out tonight boo.
O ! GOD ! YES ! So you are saying there's a chance ! ( Play Nice )
An ! Now you are f*cked !