Chubby's my father. Please, call me Semi.
You really gotta spray something on that.
How do you throw a curve? Two here and one where?
"I beg you, please call me Berland."
On the pitch, this guy is silent, but deadly.
Let's give her some privacy.
And he's willing to tell you all about it.
Google it. This is someone's name.
His full name is Richard Feltapenis.
He was teased a lot as a kid for being named after Ethan Hawke.
Her sister's name is, of course, Anita.
Put me down for a maybe.
He'll meet any competitor's price.
For a football player, this is SO close to being a great name.
This guy makes it really tough to cheer for him.
This one is just heartbreaking. Sorry dude.
He compenstates by driving a really fast car.
Not with gloves that big he doesn't.
If you're his quarterback, be careful about sticking your hands under there.
Unfortunately, he didn't have much of a personality either.
He was always tempting his teammates to go out late at night and sell their souls, or whatever.
What a dumb name. He's a person, not a bird.