15 Pictures of Political Figures Shoving Phallic Foods Into Their Mouths

"So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently

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Bachmann vs. Corn Dog

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Obama Takes on a Hot Dog

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Obama Takes on Michelle's Newfound Doubts

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Rick Santorum and the All-Too-Wonderful Irony

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Rick Perry Enters The Race...

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Strike That. Rick Perry DOMINATES the Race

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Giuliani Likes 'Em Curved and...

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Floppy

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Not Pictured: Bill Smiling

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Drowning His Sorrows in Footlongs

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Can't Even Do That Right

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Ol' "Deepthroat McCain" at it Again

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And of course...Marcus Bachmann

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Taken moments later

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Living the Dream

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Description: "So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently

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Patience is overrated...

Interesting, since there is one big phallic symbol in Washington D.C. in front of the white house.
No Marcus, you're not supposed to bite!
Wow that Bachman, no dog too big to bite,eh? But how do you attack that eloquently and without crazy eyes and a bedroom mouth?
yeah, a footlong then some. please let me take it home
The last two images were hysterical. I could not stop laughing.
This is how Michele Bachmann got into politics.
No pictures of Ron Paul? Had no idea FOD was part of the "ignore Ron Paul media conspiracy"!!
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that george bush one had me laughing out loud!
The guy in the bottom left has a huge grin like "Yeah it's like porn, but at a carnival."
just ..wow
LOL! Love the last one. Looks like the repulsican ticket for '12!
Bush was the only one eating healthy
why no rob ford jamming pizza into his fat gob ???
Bob on my knob like corn on the cob!
Marcus Bachmann:" but I don't like weenies!!!!!! Wait a minute this is kinda yummy!!"
WEEEEENIES AND SUCH
This isn't even interesting, let alone FUNNY -- unless, I suppose, you are under 16 or your brain has stuck permanently in the puerile "tee-hee" place where you still think farting and "poop" and pee-pee is funny. (Well, judging from the successful comedies out there these days, i guess there are a lot of people who are stuck there...)
Where's Weiner?
I wonder if bachman's corn dog cost $2.00
he doesn't eat.. because he doesn't exist lol
That photo of Bachman Vs. the Corndog is the most grotesque thing my eyes have ever had the misfortune to see...
I have a newfound fondness for Ms. Bachman :)
dude in the corner of the bachmann photo is gettin his jollies
that was dumb