"So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently
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Bachmann vs. Corn Dog
Obama Takes on a Hot Dog
Obama Takes on Michelle's Newfound Doubts
Rick Santorum and the All-Too-Wonderful Irony
Rick Perry Enters The Race...
Strike That. Rick Perry DOMINATES the Race
Giuliani Likes 'Em Curved and...
Not Pictured: Bill Smiling
Drowning His Sorrows in Footlongs
Can't Even Do That Right
Ol' "Deepthroat McCain" at it Again
And of course...Marcus Bachmann
Taken moments later
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Description: "So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
- Interesting, since there is one big phallic symbol in Washington D.C. in front of the white house.
- No Marcus, you're not supposed to bite!
- Wow that Bachman, no dog too big to bite,eh? But how do you attack that eloquently and without crazy eyes and a bedroom mouth?
- yeah, a footlong then some. please let me take it home
- The last two images were hysterical. I could not stop laughing.
- This is how Michele Bachmann got into politics.
- No pictures of Ron Paul? Had no idea FOD was part of the "ignore Ron Paul media conspiracy"!!
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- that george bush one had me laughing out loud!
- The guy in the bottom left has a huge grin like "Yeah it's like porn, but at a carnival."
- just ..wow
- LOL! Love the last one. Looks like the repulsican ticket for '12!
- Bush was the only one eating healthy
- why no rob ford jamming pizza into his fat gob ???
- Bob on my knob like corn on the cob!
- Marcus Bachmann:" but I don't like weenies!!!!!! Wait a minute this is kinda yummy!!"
- This isn't even interesting, let alone FUNNY -- unless, I suppose, you are under 16 or your brain has stuck permanently in the puerile "tee-hee" place where you still think farting and "poop" and pee-pee is funny. (Well, judging from the successful comedies out there these days, i guess there are a lot of people who are stuck there...)
- Where's Weiner?
- I wonder if bachman's corn dog cost $2.00
- he doesn't eat.. because he doesn't exist lol
- That photo of Bachman Vs. the Corndog is the most grotesque thing my eyes have ever had the misfortune to see...
- I have a newfound fondness for Ms. Bachman :)
- dude in the corner of the bachmann photo is gettin his jollies
- that was dumb
- this was so funny! fucking lmao all in their mouth!haha