15 Pictures of Political Figures Shoving Phallic Foods Into Their Mouths

"So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently
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Bachmann vs. Corn Dog
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Obama Takes on a Hot Dog
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Obama Takes on Michelle's Newfound Doubts
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Rick Santorum and the All-Too-Wonderful Irony
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Rick Perry Enters The Race...
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Strike That. Rick Perry DOMINATES the Race
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Giuliani Likes 'Em Curved and...
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Floppy
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Not Pictured: Bill Smiling
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Drowning His Sorrows in Footlongs
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Can't Even Do That Right
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Ol' "Deepthroat McCain" at it Again
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And of course...Marcus Bachmann
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Taken moments later
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Living the Dream
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