"So as we gear up to the election, let's make sure we satisfy our constituents by shoving as much dick-shaped food into our mouths as we can. Corn Dogs 2012." -- Campaign Managers, apparently

Bachmann vs. Corn Dog

Obama Takes on a Hot Dog

Obama Takes on Michelle's Newfound Doubts

Rick Santorum and the All-Too-Wonderful Irony

Rick Perry Enters The Race...

Strike That. Rick Perry DOMINATES the Race

Giuliani Likes 'Em Curved and...


Not Pictured: Bill Smiling

Drowning His Sorrows in Footlongs

Can't Even Do That Right

Ol' "Deepthroat McCain" at it Again

And of course...Marcus Bachmann

Taken moments later

Living the Dream

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