This chair is the chair I deserve. But not the one I'll knead right now.
Or badog maybe.
"But they're both humans! How could this happen?"
Shut up logic, no-one likes you anyway.
No-one has ever said "just two batmen" before.
I guess you're a bit more screwed if Wolverine shows up. What're two batmen going to do, not-kill-you twice as hard?
The best type of violence is the violence that is completely unwarranted.
*sound of weeping*