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A brilliantly brief look into the magical phenomenon that is Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith's voice.
Published January 03, 2012 250 views More Info ยป
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Published January 03, 2012


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If I haven't mentioned before, Chicago is my hometown and I'm a huge Bears fan. Not too long ago, I damn-near perfected Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith's voice. I always knew he had the best and softest voice in the world, but not until I emerged myself in his phonetic poetry did I realize how globally influential his voice truly is. While the list of wildly intriguing shit about #LovieSmithsVoice is endless, I will simply list my top ten and let you think of a few of your own. Enjoy.


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Try swearing using #LovieSmithsVoice. It's physically impossible.


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All FBI hostage negotiators must pass an extensive five-year course perfecting #LovieSmithsVoice.


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Usher's 'Nice & Slow' Instrumental + #LovieSmithsVoice = Foreplay.


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Here's a joke. A guy walks into a bar. He has#LovieSmithsVoice. He gets free drinks all night.


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Customer satisfaction would be 100% if every operator had#LovieSmithsVoice.


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Lovie Smith is consistently mellow as shit. The one instance in which #LovieSmithsVoice has any inflection is defined as a "concerned whisper."


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All children's bedtime stories should be read in #LovieSmithsVoice.


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I think inA Few Good MenifJack Nicholson would have gave his famous "You Can't Handle the Truth" speech in #LovieSmithsVoice, he would have been found not guilty on all counts.


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If you ask your classmate what the answer to a test question is using #LovieSmithsVoice, it's not considered cheating (by law).


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If you ever find yourself thinking, "Hey, that sounds like #LovieSmithsVoice," turn around. He's literally right fucking in front of you.


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