If I haven't mentioned before, Chicago is my hometown and I'm a huge Bears fan. Not too long ago, I damn-near perfected Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith's voice. I always knew he had the best and softest voice in the world, but not until I emerged myself in his phonetic poetry did I realize how globally influential his voice truly is.
While the list of wildly intriguing shit about #LovieSmithsVoice is endless, I will simply list my top ten and let you think of a few of your own. Enjoy.
Try swearing using #LovieSmithsVoice. It's physically impossible.
All FBI hostage negotiators must pass an extensive five-year course perfecting #LovieSmithsVoice.