13 iPhone 5 Features Not Covered in The Apple Announcement

It's here! It's finally here. Throw your iPhone 4S in the garbage because it's officially terrible now that the iPhone 5 has arrived. While Apple covered many of the new features during its presentation, there were a bunch that Tim Cook left off.

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Description: It's here! It's finally here. Throw your iPhone 4S in the garbage because it's officially terrible now that the iPhone 5 has arrived. While Apple covered many of the new features during its presentation, there were a bunch that Tim Cook left off.

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Keywords: iphone iphone 5 new iphone iphone features tim cook apple apple event steve jobs

Patience is overrated...

I am so shamed and saddened I own a 4s.
Where was the funny stuff? This wasn't funny at all.
Review #4
that was hilarious.Cause he's making fun of apple and the fact that they release new stuff without really making any great improvements, yet everyone goes out to get it.
this was stupid!!
people are iphone whores
who wrote this? terrible spelling and grammar errors....
lame..
High school humor.
Who writes this shit. it's not even close to being humorous. Maybe they can go write for Jay Leno.
Funny or Die? I think this segment died.
i love i phones..
i love i phones..
I love my 3G, I will use it till the battery no longer holds a charge. Then I'll try my best to find another one. The iphone 12 should be out by then, I'll just get that one next.
Hmmm now if they did I am sure a few would buy a Tanya Tate Fleshlight attachment LOL
the only people who didn't find this funny are offended iPhone 5 owners. haha... btw, i know this is coming: "i don't own an iPhone 5 and i didn't think it was funny" to you: shut it.
iphone sucks
that wasn't even an iPhone!