12 Adorable Animals That Will Likely Murder You

You'd be wise not to mess with any of these knife-wielding, psychotic -- oh who am I kidding? They're too cute to ignore/get murdered by.

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1. Paw on the trigger. Always on the trigger.
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2. He'll Tear Your Motherf--king Face Off If You Deny Him Treats
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3. Yes, he has a knife. But does he know how to handle it? Yes.
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4. Nice Try, Mr. Giggles
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5. Probably Photoshopped. Definitely Deadly.
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6. Oh just another psycho ready for his walk.
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7. Take your pick. You choose how you'd like to die.
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8. I wouldn't mess with a goat packing two shotguns
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9. Samurai Dog is a classically trained assassin
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10. Look into his eyes. And you'll see hell.
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11. And that's his smallest gun
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12. Trained by our government to kill everyone in sight.
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