1. Paw on the trigger. Always on the trigger.
2. He'll Tear Your Motherf--king Face Off If You Deny Him Treats
3. Yes, he has a knife. But does he know how to handle it? Yes.
4. Nice Try, Mr. Giggles
5. Probably Photoshopped. Definitely Deadly.
6. Oh just another psycho ready for his walk.
7. Take your pick. You choose how you'd like to die.
8. I wouldn't mess with a goat packing two shotguns
9. Samurai Dog is a classically trained assassin
10. Look into his eyes. And you'll see hell.
11. And that's his smallest gun
12. Trained by our government to kill everyone in sight.