12 Adorable Animals That Will Likely Murder You

You'd be wise not to mess with any of these knife-wielding, psychotic -- oh who am I kidding? They're too cute to ignore/get murdered by.

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1. Paw on the trigger. Always on the trigger.

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2. He'll Tear Your Motherf--king Face Off If You Deny Him Treats

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3. Yes, he has a knife. But does he know how to handle it? Yes.

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4. Nice Try, Mr. Giggles

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5. Probably Photoshopped. Definitely Deadly.

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6. Oh just another psycho ready for his walk.

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7. Take your pick. You choose how you'd like to die.

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8. I wouldn't mess with a goat packing two shotguns

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9. Samurai Dog is a classically trained assassin

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10. Look into his eyes. And you'll see hell.

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11. And that's his smallest gun

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12. Trained by our government to kill everyone in sight.

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Patience is overrated...

Patience is overrated...

funny image
another take on dangerous animals...
funny
The cat looks like she's ready to Meowder someone
my kind of cat !!!!
omg look at this
Be afraid....Very afraid...
absolute rubbish!
I don't care about how much the reward is, there is no way I'm getting next to Mr. Giggles. Probably giggles after he's ripped out your hand.
those arnt shotguns
Aaawww..puppy!
Toronto Maple Leafs fan..hee hee!
LOL !!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Giggles brought tears to my eyes!
too funny.

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