Jem and the Holograms was an amazing cartoon that aired in the Mid 80's. It dealt with themes such as adultery, abuse, and domestic terrorism. Man kids today don't know what they're missing. Gone are the days when cartoons didn't sugarcoat the important issues!
If your boyfriend is cheating on you with your secret identity, you can't let him know that you know he's a cheater, cause then he'll know you're a LIAR.
Your father unlocks the key to artificial intelligence? Well Eff curing cancer! Start a Rock Band!
An open-handed slap is not domestic abuse
Bombs over Baghdad
Having trouble with the competition?...Blow them up.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
You may make really great music, and have awesome personal style, but you still may get crapped on by the girl with the trust fund. That's life. Suck it up...or see #4
Violet, you're turning Violet!
Purple hair on a man is always sexy...ALWAYS.
Sorta like College Sports
Taking in orphans is a Great way to replace band members.
I feel Pretty
Pink eyeshadow is for every occasion.
If you don't like yourself, all you have to do is change everything about yourself top to bottom, and then reintroduce yourself to everyone you ever knew as someone completely different, and hope no one finds out. Easy!