These sexy men and women of Westeros are looking for love, and boats. Lots of boats.
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Published: June 20, 2013

Daenerys Targaryen

Help Dani find some boats: 1-(404)-647-0590

Sandor Clegane

Text Sandor (but don't call him "The Hound," he hates that): 1-(202)-436-9413

Loras Tyrell

Grow Strong and text Loras: 1-(702)-830-9643

The Wall

The Wall knows how to party: 1-(952)-314-6695

Jaime Lannister

Are you Jaime's type? 1-(202)-350-3809

Hodor

Hodor: 1-(952)-679-7054 Thank you for supporting original content!  Like us on Facebook and take a look at our other features on TeamPwnicorn.com

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