According to an etiquette site I visited (to find out whether or not it was standard practice to tip one's mechanic), people should tip their butler, their stylist, and their shampoo. Did they mean shampooer? I... more »

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January 14, 2012

Shampoo hits the bar

With his $10 in hand, Shampoo went to a bar to find a nice girl. 

Shampoo and Conditioner wed

After a whirlwind romance, Shampoo and Conditioner got married. 

A New Home

Shampoo and Conditioner moved into their own brand-new home. 

Shampoo Strays

Burdened by his new responsibilities, Shampoo began to spend his money on Bar Soap Strippers. 

Conditioner finds New & Improved

Leaving Conditioner to find another man - one with more money. One who was New & Improved. 

Shampoo's Final Exit

The moral of this story: Don't tip your shampoo. Just don't.