The 15 Funniest Crimes Ever Committed in Florida
The internet is filled with stories of stupid criminals and insane crimes. Someone pooped on the floor, someone ate someone's face, blah blah etc. But what do all of them have in common? They took place in the sunshine state.
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- When in doubt... whip it out! Then take a :poop:
- He may be a crappy burglar, but he is also a stroke of genius. bwahahahahaha
- So i'm guessing that Florida is the theme here? We're like the new Texas!! Go Team Flawda!!
- Well, I don't know about you all, but when my bf finishes first and doesn't help me finish, I smack him around too. I don't see what the problem is with that.
- Isn't it customary not to show the faces of victims of sex crimes? Pooooor, Doodle.
- "The cops came not a moment too soon" Hahahaha
- talk about a messy crime scene
- So you have a gun ha? Well check out my pump action......Why won't this work??? I can't get it cocked!!! Oh crap!!
- And Americans are supposed to be the greatest people in the world?
- welcome to my state, i am particularly fond of the one about good ol Vero Beach
- Raquel Gonzales, Assaults her Boyfriend for " Having an Orgasm and she did not"?? :) :) WTF. :) :) :)
- Damn Florida you scary!
- it aint hard to believe as i live in florida and aee this crap every day. yes it is funny
- Haha! XD Well I guess we know now why Florida's shaped like a giant dick!
- My favorite saying. " I didn't cum here and I'm not leaveing tell I do."..
- Come on, that's shitty.
- Damn it's embarrassing to be from Florida sometimes. Ok, most of the time.
- Hey I got a "tick" kind of like that.
- You have to admit, that donkey is SEXY!
- Ugh. Too many of these are from Ocala.
- #5: 'repeat offender'...#8: an even bigger crime? The reporter who can't spell-check a 7-sentence story. ('feet', not 'feed')', dippy; #9: obviously a man would stand a 1000% better chance of getting away, since he'd be done in under 2 minutes...#10, now subscribing to #Floriderp fer sure...#12: well, if you bring a loaded bowel to a gun-fight, you better be prepared to use it...#13: her 'late Christmas present came too early for her 'licking'...
- Just holding it for a friend? lol
- Pito, pito, pito a todos!!!







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