So tight it can't be right. 25 things i really want. (view all on one page for rants.) But you can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and will see witch on feels up first.
The Tick back on FOX.
Or a 3D movie with same cast from the old t.v show would do just fine by me a. JUST DO iT!
The Headbangers for W.W.E tag champs in 2013
Team Hell No can't stay champs for ever people no matter how much you want that to be ture buds. #RealMenWearSkirts Do it before i slam dance you face.
Johnny #5 is alive! Come on you know you want to see him back in action. Hell how about a t.v show.
For Miss. Patrick to win a dang race already!
Come on baby! i know you can do sweet thing. An sidenote here but if you ever need some d*ck get at boo. Come on CHAMP! YOU CAN DO iT !
Me needs me one of these now a days.
Yeah it's only been 4 years since the last time i had a real GF and about 3 years since i got any ass. Man i used to be cool what the hell happen to me?
This Game needs to get finished.
Hell just make it for the PS4 and X-Box720. An put some tits in it my video game making nerds.
Yes i need help. Because am a drunk and i know it. But at least it's all natural. Am a vegan so all natural is what i do. Weed and Beer and that is it dogs. "No your limits."
A full time janitor job at the hospital would do get fine but a winning ticket would be better. Because f*ck work! Becuse a man like me has jokes to tell and porn to watch so there is no time for work.
A Wife from the U.S.S.R
Mail Time! "This one had a virus." Dead Hookers are good to eat if you cook them right my friends.
Daffeny back in Pro Wrestling.
The W.W.E needs her and you know it bro. Add Daffeny scream here. "Love them crazy chicks"
Get this man a job
Am sure he will do anything if asked so hook him up with somthing man.
Legalized in all 50 states.
An all over the world. Because herb is good for your mind, body, spirt and soul and that is a fact. + it gives you a buzz.
The Macgyver Moive in 3D
Now that is a action movie for dat ass b*tch! MAC is back son!
A Quantum Leap Movie.
Come on NBC we all know you have the money to make this into a movie so do it for me um k players.
My two front teeth
Wrestling is not fake! "An this is why i need a job." So note to self stop being a dumbass dude.
A new "The Flash" T.V show.
Yeah i used to the love the one from the early 90's as a kid. News flash bring back the The Flash sucka! "still got my PJ's from then."
For the new Toylets C.D to go Gold f*ckers
Check out are myspace page. TheToylets if your into metal and punk rock. "it's super f*cking sh*tty."
For the Pirates to win the WS this years.
O it's only been since 1979 since the last time they won it all and 20 of them in a row have been under 500%. that all !
An a Pens Stanley Cup
So look i got a good feeling about this one but will see. Will see.
Me popping her Cherry.
She is way past do to do the do. };-O
Brabie Blank becoming a movie Star.
Hell of and actress!. Am thinking a rated R are movie about Brabie staring Brabie Blank as Brabie.
For this guy to go away.
Your not funny so just stop you rich asshole. Look man i love you but you need to stop dude. "Or at least make dude where is my car part 2 for me. An you better show the black out partying in this one bro."
Put me in this flick
Because ghostbusting makes me feel good ! "An no am not talking about giving black dudes BJ's or hand jobs or anything like that at all you sick f*ck."
Get a bigger thing.
Turn this hard 6inc into a hard 12inc DR. Feel Good.
An Adult Swim cartoon of this.
or Comedy Central or where ever just make a Dude cartoon for us burnouts big dogs and thats all i need.
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