If posing nude with the whole family seems like a good idea to you, that's a good sign that you probably shouldn't have kids. If you do actually convince your family to go along with the idea, there's about a... more »

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January 06, 2012

Christmas in paradise

Aren't you glad you didn't get a Christmas card from them?

Family engaged in group anal sex

Kids sure are a pain in the ass aren't they?

family in nude suits

Stop playing with Daddies dick and smile for the camera.

where did that come from?

Look babe, three's acrowd!  Can't you ditch it with your mom for awhile?

we're always covering for Dad.

Kids, your whole lives are ahead of you, don't look back at where you came from, just get the hell out of there as fast as you can!

fat cats

fluffy kitties feel soooo good!

speedo wedding photo

Obviously a formal event calls for formal attire.  What did you wear at your wedding, cutoffs?