Santorum's Unfortunate Campaign Initiative Acronyms

For a man who is running for President on an anti-gay platform and has been fighting a Google problem for years now, you would think Rick Santorum would be super careful about naming his campaign's initiatives. And yet his latest fundraising drive is called "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb" (yes, C.U.M.) This is actually a thing. But it doesn't stop there. He apparently has a whole slate of conservative initiatives that all suffer from unfortunate names that will only exacerbate his Google problem.
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(CUM) Conservatives Unite Moneybomb
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(ANAL) America Needs A Leader
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(BDSM) Beat Democrats! Support Me!
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(BEARS) Be Everything A Republican Should
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(GRINDR) God's Republicans In Need Don't Re-elect!
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(REACH AROUND) Republicans Educating American Christian Humans And Reaganing Out Undeserving New Democrats
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(TWINK) To Win I Need Kindness!
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