Somethings in close proximity make you wish you were hit by an airplane.
Published January 18, 2012 2.1k views More Info »
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Published January 18, 2012

An Accordionist

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Whoever invented this instrument deserves to be beaten to death with one.

A Hippopotamus

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Sometimes un unhindgable jaw can be a gift from God.  But when it's attached to a 4,000 lb pig-like-mammal with ivory canine teeth, you're probably better off getting the fuck away.

Fran Drescher

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With earplugs, she may not actually be that bad.

A Vuvuzela

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"Ahhh!!! A swarm of killer bees!!!" "No, it's worse! It's a stadium full of Vuvuzelas!!!!"

A Congressman

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With or without their clothes on.

Skip Bayless

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People like Skip Bayless are the reason why I'm pro-choice.

An Occupier

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No, I don't have time to stand with the 99%. I need to go deposit my paycheck at the bank which is located in MIDTOWN, not WALL STREET.


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How the hell'd this band become so popular?

Red Sox Fans

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We get it, you were fans before 2004. 2004 was amazing. 2004 was incredible. 2004 wa- SHUT THE HELL UP!!

A Live Action Tom Hanks Movie Since Charlie Wilson's War

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Angels and Deamons, Larry Crowne, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Whatever the Fuck That Movie Is Supposed To Be About... Seriously Tom get your act together.