10 Things You'd Never Want To Be Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close To You
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Whoever invented this instrument deserves to be beaten to death with one.
Sometimes un unhindgable jaw can be a gift from God. But when it's attached to a 4,000 lb pig-like-mammal with ivory canine teeth, you're probably better off getting the fuck away.
With earplugs, she may not actually be that bad.
"Ahhh!!! A swarm of killer bees!!!"
"No, it's worse! It's a stadium full of Vuvuzelas!!!!"
With or without their clothes on.
People like Skip Bayless are the reason why I'm pro-choice.
No, I don't have time to stand with the 99%. I need to go deposit my paycheck at the bank which is located in MIDTOWN, not WALL STREET.
How the hell'd this band become so popular?
We get it, you were fans before 2004. 2004 was amazing. 2004 was incredible. 2004 wa- SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Angels and Deamons, Larry Crowne, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Whatever the Fuck That Movie Is Supposed To Be About... Seriously Tom get your act together.








Patience is overrated...



















































