Because you toilet can't handle one more of them Taco-Bell night if you know what am getting at?
Because a good game of golf helps keep a man center in hislife my ladies. ( So if you don't want your man to flip the f*ck out just let him play.)
The NL east needs there Expos God D*AN iT! Look i don't know how in the hell this could be done but just make it happen for all the them life long Expos fans. ( F*CK D.C! )
Sex it's good for the mind body and soul and thats a fact jack! Even if it is with a stupid dumbass b*tch.
WOOO now you show them boobies baby!
Hey Look ladies it's 2014 it's about dang time your the one who brings homethe bread my sweet. Am i right guys or am i right? ( An thats way i date Cougars.)
Because Star Wars is life.
Because a man must stay ture to himself my sweet little ladies. An you know this b*tches!
Because you never know when the next war will brake out in your backyard.
Because in this life we all you must keep a open mind about things yah dig. JAH RASTAFARi!