If Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter or Pride and Prejudice and Zombies have taught us anything, it's that history and classic literature are only just beginning to get the monster movie mash-up treatment. Now, the... more »
If Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter or Pride and Prejudice and Zombies have taught us anything, it's that history and classic literature are only just beginning to get the monster movie mash-up treatment. Now, the time-honored profession of self-improvement has taken note of this trend and is using it to broaden the appeal of personal growths. Um, I mean growth. « less
Whether or not your father was a good financial role model or an ordinary Joe whose entrenched negative attitudes about money came from trying to succeed in the competitive world of having to gnaw on the flesh of his co-workers to survive, youâre sure to see a little piece of yourself in this powerful book. If so, that little piece of yourself will likely be the small flap of mealy skin that has just been ripped from your exposed forearm.
The Power of Virgin Blood
As seen on Oprah, this revolutionary volume shows you how to reclaim the pure potential that lies in draining the blood of an innocent. Youâll see how you can draw the good energy to you by offering virgin blood in ceremonies designed to get you the better job or loving relationship youâve always wanted. Itâs like The Secret, only Satan does all the work.
Change Into a Werewolf, Change Your Life
Youâve seen the PBS fund drive specialsânow experience a whole new dimension of growth, especially as it concerns your facial hair and fingernails.
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Vampires
Whether you are a seasoned supernatural denizen of the night, or a novice who hasnât progressed beyond repeated viewings of Twilight while feeding on small woodland animals, this world-renowned Bible of success would undoubtedly have helped Vlad the Impaler reach a pinnacle of which he had never dared dream, and it will surely help you, too. Itâs the one Holy Book that wonât make our bloodsucking friends have a hissy fit!
How to Win Friends and Influence the Undead
Itâs no secret that to get ahead in our careers we have to win the favor of some of the most soulless automatons known to mankind. This newly-revised version of a classic takes that one step further, by showing each of us how an alliance with those doomed to roam our world for eternity can lead us to realizing our greatest destiny. Which may be to cleave their skulls in twain with a rusty shovel, but there you go.
Succubi & Money
Hey, we all have something weighing heavily on our chest each night. We might as well make the most of it.
Ageless Body, Timeless Mind
Actually, I think this one is already about vampires.