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By lizzypilcher January 08, 2012 1.1k views More Info
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Published January 08, 2012

My girlfriend would do anything for me.  That's why I asked her to stop walking around the house in her underwear.  I understand she want's to be sexy, but sometimes I just want to eat a bowl of Cap'n Crunch without having to stare at someone's vagina.

"Once these sores heal, I'm totally gonna look like Christina Ricci."

Sparkle Tanktops: Now on sale at American Apparel.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Aida lotta candy and now my tummy aches? HA HA HA HA HA! Everything is funny when you have Chicken Pox!

Never underestimate the seductive power of bacon-gravy breath. 

Runaway train never coming back. Wrong way on a one way track.

Bro, I'm gonna be the sexiest zombie at the zombie apocalypse.