"Be sure to tag me on Instagram!"
"You guys are comedians? Say something funny"
"And so I said to Hillary, now THAT's the Inside Stuff!"
"Basketball is a fun sport."
"Bill, you've got to get one of these new iPhones."
"How much fun was I having? I don't know, this much?"
"Which Disney star are you? Kidding, it doesn't matter!"
"We should get coffee and talk about trying to seem normal when we're clearly better than everyone else."
"Hannibal! I love your bit about apple juice."
Not every answer is black and white. There's plenty of ... shades! Yeaooow!!!!!"
"Neil, don't look, but I think that's Meryl Streep."
"Do you know Beyoncé? Oh, you do? Cool, me too."
"Harmfh a nishe daymb."
"You get a medal! You get a medal! You get a medal!"
"You two ladies have a nice night. And be sure to say 'Hi' to your husbands for me."
"They should make a movie about this guy!"
"I, too, was born in the USA. Actually, it was one of the things that qualified me to be President."
"We should form a band and call it The New Beatles!"
"You should name this one something weird."
"Do I make you Hurley, baby!"
"Cool, no sleeves!"
"This is a pretty sweet jacket, right?"