Mr. Hooker
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Mr. Hookers is going to take you back to schoolin! ALright NOW!
- Mr. Hooker here is a 41 years old high school teacher. Who has dumped his wife and left his kids and also now has quit his job to get jobs, for a just Turned 18 year old High School Sr. Tammie Powers his old stundent, an his daughters X friend. "You Know Mr. Hooker most people when having a midlife crisis just get a Harley and start sleep with bar skanks, but she has to get out of her panrents house some time so its best she learns now how to use men for money and a place to stay." (O! Mr. Hooker your always teaching) "they do not call him Mr. Hooker for nutting."
As long as her panterts don't want her.
- Well if she wants to be a pop singer she better learn now how to suck off old dudes now. (And old dudes if you want to pick up young as hell chicks just do as he has done get a fag hair cut put makeup on an dye and spike your hair and you 2 can bang out young pootang.) O DADDY!
Hell you know i would.
;-O !
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