Way to take care of my dog when i was on vaction bro.
come mere boy.
i hope that cat isneutered.
Thats what you get for droping out of high school.
"Good thing we stuffed it"
& if i see you around here agian we not going to go so easy on you.
no panda them gifts are mine.
"Am so wet i Just have to post this up on F*ckbook."
But Letz F*CK iT!
Rectum! Damn Near killed him!
Jagermeister it will bring the animal out of you.
Some one get the inhalers out.
Your X-wife was a cow and now your live in K.Y with a real cow. But hell the sex can't be much worse and thecow can't talk back so you got the going for you before you burn in Hell.
Well there was that one time i broke the world record back in college when i was trying toget in that frat.