"I'm a really big Scarface fan. You know, the movie starring Dr. Ken." (via)
2. Hello Kitty
Okay, the tattoo is actually pretty accurate. But something tells me "Hello Kitty" was not what he requested. (via)
3. Britney's Finest Day
This is actually the guy from the previous slide. (via)
4. Bono...Sort of
Everyone knows Bono's known for his sunglasses and asymmetry. (via)
5. So Much Twilight
Dear Middle-Aged Woman: That's a really great picture. One that would look fantastic on a framed poster. That a teenage girl would have on her wall. (via)
6. Hulk Hogan
Just draw him from memory. I'm sure it'll look good. (via)
7. Zach Morris
Luke Perry stars in the "Zach Attack Tattoo." (via)
8. Swayze Centaur
"Give me the 'Swayze', please."
"I'm sorry, I don't know what that is."
"Patrick Swayze. On a centaur. Duh. And you call yourself a tattoo artist."
"I never said that. This is H&R Block.
"Oh. Draw it anyway."
Oh, who are we kidding? This one's gone right. So very very right. (via)