The 9 Funniest Detention Slips
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize you could be punished for being awesome.
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- i like that the brainwashed teacher only thought IE was an option...what if our student friend was using Google Chrome?
- Love it
- Owned by the kid!
- Never Submit! (there could be a nice three day lay off in it fer ya.) High school - America's most important battleground. PARENT! Raise hell on behalf of your captive chillins! (Foxfire indeed! Sit her down in the class and put the kid up front.)
- Hammer of Justice!
- Besides the punching, why would anyway give detentions for these. I've been teaching a while and i wish students would do some of this. It would make my day.
- Awesomeness!
- "Accept my teachings without resistance, incorrect though they may be! I'm not on a power trip, I swear!"
- You will not be sorry if you read these... COME AT ME BRO!
- How do i upload one? My friend got 3 detentions for planking on the wall!
- hahahaha wooow
- Lol thats my first name haha
- Mr Adam Hillker should be kicked in the balls for being a moron in a teaching position.
- OH MY GOD, those are amazinghghgh. Today is now officially a good day.
- I laughed extremely hard. The best one is the incorrect teacher who insists that the student just deal with inconsistent teachings and refused to alter their ways. Comedy.
- Best referral I ever received was when I taught fourth grade and one of my students failed to return from PE. When I finally got the referral it stated, "Michael mooned three girls. Two complained." To this day I don't know what the third girl did.
- Lol I have like 400 of these for similar reasons
- How is showing cat pictures be disruptive.. that teacher hates cats..
- LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT " come at me bro'" I would KILL to see that.
- My son came home with a suspension letter from his school, the letter stated that my son was suspended from school for a day because of insubordination, he stuck his tongue out at another student in his class. I swear this is true, I still keep the letter so I can show people!
- Funny stuff!
- Macaphobia at it's worst...
- some teachers need to be fired. like firefox
- I half expected him to say "im sexy and i know it" instead ! hahaa
- this reminds me of when i got a detention slip for discussing anal beads and dildos in class! hahaha!
















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