Supid jokes with dumbass pics on the side for dat ass. (view all on one page to see full rants.)
Published October 29, 2012 6.7k views More Info »

Bruce Lee is my illegitimate Daddy. "Thanks Sperm Bank!"

4520551b483a577584b35b9b62ee9917 original

O you wantdee ahpantsi seewell dat well be five minute! NOW PAY ME B*TCH!

View as slideshow

My man boobies are full of soy milk.

38b6a0804b45ee5dcf310ce34edf996c original

That cums with a free protein shake my love.

View as slideshow

Suck E suck E five dollar!

88ba66244882caf3956fcedb0ce93cd4 original

So yeah i only have a 20 bucs for your college funds ladiesso ifcan i just geta 3 way BJ with superman nut that would be grate yeah. ("Hell if i knew that college had LD classes i would have went too college and sh*t son!.")

View as slideshow

in more than just one way if you know what am sayin players! };{D=

B6f1797d2a4dc15f35fd0d40340d9c9b original

You would think i was from CALLY with how well i ride these waves baby! "Talk about your tons of fun."

View as slideshow

Just remember too keep it clean you all.

3b3c6d35426ffef06628477df44b95f1 original


View as slideshow

Am out like a boner in sweatpants!

1cb1eda25782672ca016b89de1ee74a0 original

420 until i die mother f*cker!

View as slideshow
< prev View as list next >

From Around the Web