Seriously, what's the big deal here?
You have to wear gloves to hold these things? No thank you.
Don't eat her jacket!
Oh! Hi there, little guy.
Alright, I see how this COULD be cute, to some people.
OMG! It's so tiny.
Where'd you go?
You look like you've had a long day.
Shut up! How cute is this?
Did you get spooked?
FUNNY HAT ALERT! FUNNY HAT ALERT!
I'll have a grande please.