It is just another peaceful night at home with your loved ones. Popcorn is popping. A fire is crackling. The kids lay on their bellies in front of the television while you prop your feet up and release a sigh of utter contentment. Suddenly the doorbell rings.
"Honey, were you expecting any company tonight?"She walks out of the kitchen with a puzzled face."No, not this late. I was just about to put the kids to bed." You slowly approach the door."Who is it??"
"Just some ICP fans here to share our message of love and acceptance, GET DRUNK AND F*CK SHIT THE F*CK UP BRO!!!"
I've pitched this scenario to countless movie executives. It is doubtlessly the ultimate horror scene. I mean come on, imagine THIS at your door step?! uhm, yea, it makes Micheal Myers looks like a Furby....
I am straying from the goth blogs on this one to give you some straight forward information from the Juggalo wikipedia page. This way, you can spot them while you still have a chance to escape.
"Common characteristics of the Juggalo subculture include drinking the inexpensive soft drinkFaygo, listening tohorror-themed rap music, and wearingface paint."
We've all heard the saying "Don't drink the Koolaid", but why the hell hasn't anyone warned us about this "Faygo" stuff yet?!