The Funny Or Die staff took at crack at the Coke Zero Sweater Generator, check out our designs below and go to to design your own.

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Trill Rex

The Canadian

Whenever I think of the holidays, I always think of snakes and dolphins at the beach. Please help me.

Happy Hanu-Coke Zero

The "slacker"

I made this in 30 seconds

All dem turkeyz is makin' me thirsty for a Coke Zero

It doesn't matter what you're religion- Jewish, Christian, Dinosaur, or Unicornism. You can wear my sweater anywhere with the security knowing everyone is represented. EVERYONE. You're gonna be getting a lot of high fives so get your hands warmed up.

Chest-turkeys roasting on an open fires