Herman Cain has been making headlines with his 9-9-9 plan. But the controversial tax policy is clearly a diversion from the pies he's serving up at Godfather's Pizza, all of which are a disgrace to this great nation.... more »
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Published October 12, 2011

Godfather's Taco Pizza

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How dare Herman Cain think human beings want to eat this. If Herman Cain thinks this is the way to lead a country he is grossly mistaken. I like my tacos and my pizza separate, just like I like my churches and my states.

Godfather's Super Taco Pizza

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Wait, if that Taco pizza isn't enough to make you throw up, try out our SUPER TACO pizza, guaranteed to make you and your entire family projectile vomit all over everything.

Godfather's Dessert Pizza

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No comment on the Godfather's Special Sauce.

Godfather's Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza

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This is a real picture of Godfather's Bacon Cheeseburger pizza with giant pickle slices on top, just like mom used to make. Herman Cain thinks people want this pizza in their mouth. Herman Cain doesn't understand real human beings.

Herman Cain Holding a Godfather's Pizza

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Herman Cain, you give pizza a bad name and that is why you can never be President of the United States of America.

Herman Cain's Presidential Pizza Seal

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Seriously?!?!?!? Is nothing sacred?