An this is why i don't own pets or have any kids

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Can't make my vegan burgers on the BBQ with a dog no one feeds around.

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You give a dog one little hit of weed and the next thing i know it's jumping into a open flame. Bad dog very bad dog. Now get me a beer mutt!

Every time i get a GF she sleeps with my pets. So F all of them am done!

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Look i heard of f*cking a cow before hell i even done it before with a few big ladies in my time but god d*mn bitch your wrecking my life yah dike!

The One Night Stands

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Because old dad isn't looking for love am looking for a Phat ASS!

Your Kids friends will f*ck your old lady so f*ck that sh*t right!

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Damn kid is 12 years old and already has a way bigger d*ck than i do and he gets more ass then me. Son of a b*tch! Lord just take me now!

My Future X-Wife

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Get my gun out now and shoot me in the head right f in now and then stab in 26 times to make sure am dead because being with th*s bitch is worse than Hell for dang sure players.

Because this is a every day thing.

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An am next! O! GOD NO! HELP ME! i don't want to be a t.v add person. please no! no babe! no babe! no babe! NO!!!!!

Hey it's cheaper than a babysitter every dang night.

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"Becasue daddy has gots too gets his drink on my mo fo's and you know this son." But don't worry because i put HE-MAN cartoons on for him so he can grow up big and strong like his real Father. "Yep i should duct it instead of f*cking it."

Hey babe it's the snake or the duct tape you make the call because am drinking!.

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Am just like indiana jones i hate snakes! But the only thing i hate more than snakes is responsibility. So f that crap with all the pets and the kids thing e my peeps beacsue it's just not in my blood big kats. Sorry!

Well am off to do some m f in clubbin big dogs! Smell you Later ;-)

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Note to self: Wax it before going out too night becasue there is no need for loaded gun out there on the streets tonights mr. Stetar. An by the way your looking sharp brother! Now go get her dude.

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