Youâre super turned on, right? Unfortunately we
both know that has nothing to do with Jennifer Grey.
#9 Fight Club
Watching Fight Club will leave you with two
thoughts in your head. âI need to find an outlet for my pent up rage.â And âWow,
Brad Pittâs abs....â -A dangerous combination.
#8 Saturday Night Fever
You donât even have to watch Saturday night
Fever to turn full-on gay. Just listen to the soundtrack and youâll find yourself
thinking about the feel of another manâs beard on your face.
Swingers is sneaky cause it only makes you a
little gay at first. Watch for the first symptom -calling all your friends Baby.
Baby, it gets worse from there, baby.
#6 Road House
CAUTION: Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott will
make your dick move. Guaranteed.
#5 Boogie Nights
It doesnât matter how straight you are. Boogie
nights will make you sit there for 3 hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of that
13 inch penis.
#4 Legends Of The Fall
Be careful with Legends of the Fall. You might
watch it with a girl someday and not realize the danger. But before you know it
-you canât get off unless your girlfriend gets behind you with a vibrator and
makes you call her Tristan.
Go ahead and try to resist 117 minutes of oiled
up abs and man on man wartime sex innuendo. Itâs impossible.
#2 Beefy Bangers
I know what youâre thinking âIf the way I feel
after watching Beefy Bangers is gay then I donât want to be straight". And thatâs how they get you!
#1 Top Gun
Arguably the most gay-contagious movie of all time. No
straight man can withstand the devastating mix of fighter jets, testosterone,
volleyball, motorcycles, locker rooms, the Navy and best friends. If you donât
want to be gay, Do Not Watch Top Gun!