Tom Cruise Emails Tomcruise@gmail.com

The actor Tom Cruise is a little irritated that he can't have the email address Tomcruise@gmail.com.

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  • LOL WUT. nuff said
  • Ummm, you didn't pick it first so it's not yours. There are other people named Tom Cruise.
  • I doubt that this is real. It is real funny though.
  • Will the real Tom Cruise please stand up?
  • His negotiating skills are insulting and ignorant. If i were owner of that email address id ask for a ridiculous amount of money and when he agreed to pay id tell him to go fuck himself ... then ask for more money lol
  • serves him right for lollygagging.
  • i wonder if its fake.
  • This is dumb.
  • This is satire right? They should trade the email address for him coming outta the closet.
  • It's gotta be a fake letter :: I would think he would HATE having TomCruise@gmail.com... Can you imagine how many people SPAM the crap out of that mailbox? Hell... I'm going to do it right now...
  • It's not real guys! come on now
  • Why did he mention his ex wife and not his current wife?
  • I doubt this is real .... at all, but funny
  • If ya want it sooooo much $5000000 would buy it. Plus $2000000 for being a rude P - - - - . :)
  • Maybe he'll have Google chastised like he had South Park chastised.
  • I hope this guy told Top Gun Tommy to go have a pizza and chill the fuck out.
  • Why is this on F or D?
  • this is the funniest thing i've READ in years
  • This looks fake but if its real Tom acts really cocky and is Insulting this guy lol
  • woooooooow! he is too full of himself! not even that great of an actor wtshit lmfao
  • cant believe people are actually thinking this is real. its obviously just making fun of tom cruise.
  • Tom Cruise, ( the Actor ).. you think you are having trouble with a guy that has the same name as you, and because of that, you are unable to use your own name on gmail? Well, try this on for size. I am an actor in Indie Films, and I was unable to use my real name, that I actually am known as, when I registered on the IMDB.com website, the Internat Movie Data Base, because another actor on there has the same name as me. ( I think you'll see my name after I send this post.) I mean, I'm older than he is, and I had the name first, but I still had to use my actual given first name, instead of my "also known as" name. Hell, I can't even order a pizza on the phone, without some wiseguy asking me, "ok, what's your real name"?, or having someone think I'm the other Actor. Hey Tom, just add a number at the end of your name, and deal with it!!
  • Oh yea, this is most definitely from the real Tom Cruise. I had to move to a new apartment because my former landlord, Land Lady Pearl, was an absolute nightmare. Verbal abuse of tenants is never cool. I'm also concerned about Gabby Union's double butt, I hope some expert surgeons were able to help her out with that. Poor girl.
  • Did he actually just jump the couch on Gmail ....*shrugs* meh, I'm still going to spam them both.... yes?
  • like he is going to do his assistants job...this is fake...it would be funny if it was on video and he did that ranting...one can only hope he sends a video message...
 
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