@misterross - top ten tweets - February 2012

As it says above, my top ten favourite tweets by... myself. Yes, I am vain.

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Help! The power on this escalator has gone - what will I do?
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Major disappointment last night. Went to my first cockfight. I was expecting an extreme kind of "thumb war".
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****CULINARY ADVICE**** If on pub lunch menu the steak costs less than your pint on a lunchtime "deal". Don't go in.
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I wish I could have an argument with a girl in heels. Then they could storm off in a huff, looking and sounding hilarious.
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No more enunciating like a fucking madman to a call centre down south. #evenmorebenefits #scottishindependence #snp
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This movie on Netflix is awesome. Something about drilling - made me want to become a driller. Arma-something.
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F*cking traffic!!!! You would think with a name like M8, it would be a little friendlier. #M8 #TrafficJoke #Vanity
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The Penguin #ReplaceBandNamesWithPenguin
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If Rooney spent that much on his hair transplant, you would think he would have a decent do and not look like he's Steptoe. #united #arsenal
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Definition of bittersweet. Waking up and realise you've had a 1 night stand, then through to bathroom and find a ginger pube in your teeth.
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