As it says above, my top ten favourite tweets by... myself. Yes, I am vain.
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President Obama and Conan O'Brien's Best Jokes from the 2013 WHCD Barack Obama and Conan O'Brien went toe to toe at the WHCD. Here are their best lines. by As Usual10 More Ridiculous Headline/Picture Combinations (That Should Have Led to Major Fi... Sometimes as a newspaper editor you have to make the tough decisions. Other times, however, you need to skip out early for dinner or something and you just let t... by Oh, News!
Help! The power on this escalator has gone - what will I do?
Major disappointment last night. Went to my first cockfight. I was expecting an extreme kind of "thumb war".
****CULINARY ADVICE**** If on pub lunch menu the steak costs less than your pint on a lunchtime "deal". Don't go in.
I wish I could have an argument with a girl in heels. Then they could storm off in a huff, looking and sounding hilarious.
No more enunciating like a fucking madman to a call centre down south. #evenmorebenefits #scottishindependence #snp
This movie on Netflix is awesome. Something about drilling - made me want to become a driller. Arma-something.
F*cking traffic!!!! You would think with a name like M8, it would be a little friendlier. #M8 #TrafficJoke #Vanity
The Penguin #ReplaceBandNamesWithPenguin
If Rooney spent that much on his hair transplant, you would think he would have a decent do and not look like he's Steptoe. #united #arsenal
Definition of bittersweet. Waking up and realise you've had a 1 night stand, then through to bathroom and find a ginger pube in your teeth.
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