So, finally, here's the barely anticipated at all sequel to 40 of the most awesomely witty additions to signs. As this is a sequel, the budget is slightly higher, the pre-established cast members have been filled out with some pretty, anonymous young things, at least one of whom will become a Hollywood starlet/ Reality T.V show host/ Susan Boyle after using this sequel as a career springboard, and Lance Henrickson will appear in some capacity.
Ahhh, screw it, the movie sequel analogies aren't really working, so I'll just leave you with this thought that keeps me up at night, haunting me like the ghost of Steve Guttenberg's career: If you ate a piece of string and some wax, could you crap out a candle?
Well, could you?
*Just in case you didn't realise that the original article was hyperlinked, here it is again, just for you my extra chromosome afflicted buddy.
40 of the most awesomely witty additions to signs: A new hope.
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