1. The Original
2. These are a Big F--king Deal
3. Like This, George?
4. Three More Tan Dicks, Please
5. That's More Like It
6. MY NAME IS PHIL DAVISON & I'M HOLDING 2 INVISIBLE DICKS!
7. I Found This Dick in the Bushes, Which I Swear I Wasn't Hiding In
8. Of Course I've Got One
9. Rough HJ For the Middle Class
10. Clearly I Need Girth from these Two