The seven deadly sins are always deadly, but they were getting a bit outdated, so here's a take on the 7 Deadly Sins of 2011.

Actual Herman Cain quote: "Hey girl, I'd like a pizza dat ass!"

Actual Charlie Sheen quote: " I have a MILLION friends. I have a TRILLION followers on Twitter. I breathe fire, I bleed lava. I once beat Jesus in an arm-wrestling match. But he was too easy, so I had to challenge that Indian god with eight arms. And I still WON. I eat the Smurfs for breakfast, and I have an entourage of forty-three Bengalese tigers. Uh... DUH! SINNING!" 

Nobody likes shredded cabbage. Okay? Nobody. Let's un-invent this. 

George Lucas : Once a God, now the source of so so so much fanboy rage, for charging ludicrous amounts of money to his devoted disciples to watch a re-edited version of something that's going to piss them off. 

Okay... who is Blake McGrath? I hear this name every single day and I haven't the slightest clue who he is or what he does. 

Hitler is DEAD, you guys. Okay?! Can we please shut up about him??

Alvin and the Chipmunks = 3 / 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse!