Actual Herman Cain quote: "Hey girl, I'd like a pizza dat ass!"
Actual Charlie Sheen quote: " I have a MILLION friends. I have a TRILLION followers on Twitter. I breathe fire, I bleed lava. I once beat Jesus in an arm-wrestling match. But he was too easy, so I had to challenge that Indian god with eight arms. And I still WON. I eat the Smurfs for breakfast, and I have an entourage of forty-three Bengalese tigers. Uh... DUH! SINNING!"
George Lucas : Once a God, now the source of so so so much fanboy rage, for charging ludicrous amounts of money to his devoted disciples to watch a re-edited version of something that's going to piss them off.
Okay... who is Blake McGrath? I hear this name every single day and I haven't the slightest clue who he is or what he does.
Hitler is DEAD, you guys. Okay?! Can we please shut up about him??
Alvin and the Chipmunks = 3 / 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse!