Who the hell got Bill Clinton drunk a ! ?
Hey drunk ass dad your balls are showing ! #F*ckingFamily
There aways down for a 3 ways.
fun fact Googly Eyes where based off this guy.
An he gots his GED and everything !
SHE-RA ! SHE-RA ! SHE-RA ! "Skeletor sucked the life right out of her dudes."
Sexy time is calling big sexy.
Thanks LSD !
Who know the person who played the blob was really this woman you know ! .
An back in his day they put coke in the coke. ( suger it's one hell of a drug )
A it's ladies night down at the bar so way not you dig.
Rogaine called and said you better just buy a wig old top.
Because i can't work a laptop.
Crack it's that stuff you used to smoke before you started smoking meth. #HitTheRock
She is going to star in the new Troll movie. So look out becasue it's in 3D !
O YEAH Brother ! Star-Wars it never gets old.
David Lo Pan so old he know all ! "The thing that pisses off David Lo Pan to no end is the asian women don't have green eyes."
They have been running the earth since day one. An that is a Fact Jack !
Can you hear what am thinking ?
They have beer in Heaven ! So don't go committing Harry Carey you all for reals because i love you all.
Don't be a dumbass ! UM K !
"What the hell is a text anyways !"
Where can i get some mother f*cking Grandmama shoes at for the love of God !
Your only as young as you look.
Life sucks a big fat hard harry one so f*ck it !
Save yourself punks !
Because i LOVE ! Getin SH*T FACED ! You little f*ckers ! So don't tell me what to do ! Because i do what i want because am a grown a*s man you b*tch !
Because i can't take this sh*t no more !