Check out my collection of 15 of the funniest men who do their work making laughs from behind a microphone. Be sure to check out all of their sites, follow them on Twitter, and get out their to see them perform. Enjoy!
By Paul Franke May 12, 2013 5.6k views More Info
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Published May 12, 2013

Adam Newman

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback are getting married? I didn't know Canada allowed SAME SUCKS MARRIAGE."- @Adam_Newman Check Adam out online:

Alex Hooper

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "To the ants that keep crawling in my freezer and dying: THIS IS WHY YOU WILL NEVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A SPECIES."-@HooperHairPuff Check Alex out online:

Brian Gaar

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"-@briangaar Check Brian out online

Brian Hope

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok." -@Brianhopecomedy Check Brian out online:

Christian Polanco

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "That old lady on the bus needs to learn how to deal with hecklers if she's gonna succeed in comedy"-@chrispolanco Check Christian out online:

Dan Ahdoot

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"To anyone eating Tofurkey tonight, know that the ghosts of Indians are looking down on you thinking 'we lost to THESE pussies?' "-@standupdan  Check Dan out online:

Kevin Ricotta

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "I'm boycotting Kix cereal because of all the kid testing."-@KevinRicotta Check Kevin out online:

Matt Fernandez

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"Listen baby, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's-a-me. MARIO! No, but seriously this relationship is over."-@FattMernandez  Check Matt out online:

Myles Morrison

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to 'I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre.' "-@Myles_Morrison Check Myles out online:

Nate Bargatze

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "I'm all for women fighting in the military. I would put them through a test though. They would have to open a series of jars on their own."-@natebargatze Check Nate out online:

Patrick Melton

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK:"I just want to find a girl that will stick around longer than the McRib."-@pmelt  Check Patrick out online:  

Robert Hawkins

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "But God, there were four footprints in the sand and now there are only two. God: I unfollowed you."-@hawkinsdotzbiz Check Robert out online:

Sam Demaris

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "Am I the only one eagerly awaiting Taco Bell's Doritos 4 Lokos taco?"-@samdemaris Check Sam out online:

Tom Shillue

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK "I've been playing a lot of hangman with the kids lately. Not really concerned about spelling but I want to make sure they're pro death penalty."-@tomshillue Check Tom out online:

Zach Broussard

MY FAVORITE TWEET PICK: "In England they call cigarettes football"-@ZachBroussard Check Zach out online: