Alexander Graham Bell made his first phone call on March 10, 1876. He called an adjoining room, where his assistant, Thomas A Watson, sat. Bell spoke into the device and said, "Mr Watson, come here. I want to see... more »
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Published: July 27, 2011

RING!

RING!

(Speaking through the telephone.) "Hello!"

(Shouting through the wall.) "HELLO!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "It's Alexander!"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "Alexander Gr-"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES! I KNOW!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "Do you remember when I called five minutes ago?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "Pardon?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES, I REMEMBER!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "Can you believe it?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "NO! I CAN'T!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "Are you still in the other room?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "The one with the receiver end in it?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "YES, I AM!"

(Speaking through the telephone.) "And has anyone else called?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "NO!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "Pardon?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "NO ONE ELSE HAS CALLED!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "I see."

(Shouting through the wall.) "NO ONE ELSE HAS A TELEPHONE, SIR!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "Pardon?"

(Shouting through the wall.) "NO ONE ELSE HAS A TELEPHONE YET!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "Yes, yes. That is true, Thomas."

(Shouting through the wall.) "I COULD JUST COME OVER TO YOUR ROOM, SIR!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "No, no. We already did that."

(Shouting through the wall.) "COULD WE, AT LEAST, TAKE TURNS?!"

(Pausing through the phone.) "...."

(Shouting through the wall.) "I SAID, I'D LIKE A TURN AT THE SPEAKING SIDE!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "No, no. That won't be necessary."

(Pausing through the wall.) "....."

(Shouting through the wall.) "PLEASE!!!"

(Speaking through the phone.) "That will be all, Thomas. Good day."

(To himself.) "Good day."

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