I'll be honest, I've tried dating apps like Tinder and Plenty Of Fish mainly cause I'm too lazy to go meet people. But I only do the free ones, so I tend to stumble upon strange, lagoon creatre-like people that... more »

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Parker Simpson, Tinder, Plenty Of Fish, and sketchy people worldwide.

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From Tinder

Why sure, I'd love to meet you and in 3 weeks have a newborn baby and a psycho ex-boyfriend in my life. Totes swiping right.

From Tinder

Yes I would love to meet you, but please don't bring the creepy Asian girl.

From Tinder

No I don't want to meet you. You clearly Google imaged a picture of Lindsey Lohan and used it as your profile pic.

From Tinder

Soo who am I supposed to be possibly attracted to here? His right eye, her left eye, or the guy in the background's hand??

From Tinder

I have nothing witty to say on this one other than I'm not blurring out your name if you're a fictional cartoon.

From Tinder

This could have been posted by one of two people; a woman showing off her beautiful daughter....or Chris Hanson from To Catch A Predator.

From Tinder

Ironically I had the same expression on my face as this sketchy cat when I came across this girl. 

From Tinder

Not sure if I should press the X or dial 911...oh well, #RIP

From Plenty Of Fish

And last but not least. Good ole' Plenty Of Fish never  disappoints. This fish is clearly a Large Mouth Bass.

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