Guess what? Relationships are tricky. One minute you're planning your future; the next you're walking in on your girl deep-throating the neighbor. Here are some warning signs to watch for so you ditch that cheatin' bitch before its too late.
If She's been using "the pill", or you've been making belly button
children for months, and all of a sudden she says "I think we should
go back to using condoms," then guess what? You're subletting that pussy big dawg.
She Stops Caring If You Go Get Wasted With The Boys
If you used to have to literally
perform a miracle to get a "guy's night," but now she could care less, even if
you go on a 2 day bender, then bang away cuz she's doin' the same.
Change In Cell Phone Habits
If, out of the blue, she does any of the following:Makes her personal cell phone password protectedTakes her cell phone with her whenever she leaves the roomFrequently texts a number that is not programmed into her phoneStarts acting short whenever you're on the phoneThen don't make any long-term plans cuz you're about to be a party of one.
She Starts Accusing You Of Cheating All The Time
Nothing says guilty
conscious like accusing someone else of a crime you, in fact, are
committing. If she takes everything as a sign that you are cheating,
then guess what? She's accepting deposits from a 3rd party.
If you come home and see this:
Then you probably should have read this sooner cuz your bitch be cheatin' muthafucka!