North Korea's "dear leader" Kim Jong-Il died today. North Korea's media reported his last day as follows.

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Morning with Dolphins

Kim spent the early morning of his last day riding dolphins in the Sea of Japan.

Rescuing Children

After a hearty breakfast of rhino horns and pegasus, Kim personally rescued a dozen children from a burning orphanage.

Slayed the Dragon

Kim reportedly slayed a dragon just outside Pyongyang after lunch.

Letter Writing

Before dinner, Kim wrote several notes to South Korea.

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