They work 12 hour shifts intermingling with some of humanities finest specimens,, land and flee to the solace of a layover hotel. And Round Two begins.

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February 10, 2018
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Enter At Your Own Risk

From a flight attendant stranded in Shanghai for two days because of equipment problems. The bathwater she says appears to come directly from the river 21 floors below her hotel window.

Good Luck Sleeping

From a charter crew laying over in Cabo: Went looking for an outlet for my phone & found this behind the bed… Two power cords to lamps spliced together with electrical tape & you can see where it had sparked at one point. Makes me wonder how many other rooms have this. If I die in a fire here, I figure someone should know what may have started it

Mumb…YIII!!!

From a jet-lagged airline employee staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: I don’t think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the 80’s.  Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water.  Either way… GROSS!

Anti-Peeping Proofing

From a flight attendant at The Focus at SFO. Checked in and found paper wadded-up, plugging the door peephole.

“Mommy, Why Are There Pee Pees On The Door”

Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn’t get blamed.

There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway

From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: “salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner.”

Along Came A Spider

A flight attendant at a hotel in Milwaukee found this little bugger lowering itself down to join her in bed. Shrieks and hairspray sent it RAPIDLY back up to safety on the ceiling.

Astroglide

From a flight attendant: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.

That Came OUT Of The Shower

From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn’t on her when she got in, it wasn’t there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one 

Moldy Hair Dryers

From a flight attendant on layover in New York City, the Captain from the crew found a giant cockroach on the ceiling of his room.

A Fungus Among Us

From a flight attendant on layover in Orlando who believes there was an actual danged ‘shroom growing in the shower at her hotel.

There Appear To Have Been Snails In The Room

From a flight attendant on layover in Oklahoma City where not one but TWO of the chairs (room and Business Center) appear to have been visited by the same guest.

Along Came A Spider

A flight attendant at a hotel in Milwaukee found this little bugger lowering itself down to join her in bed. Shrieks and hairspray sent it RAPIDLY back up to safety on the ceiling.

Someone Really Wanted To Get In

Someone REALLY wanted in to this room at the Galt House in Louisville.

Hairy Scary Shower Handles

From a Flight Attendant working on Thanksgiving: “Bad enough I am flying and coming down with the FLU. So I was not too observant before stepping into shower this time. Almost through with shower and I then see this. Since I had not eaten anything today it was just dry heaves.Looks like someone was pulling loose hair out and just sticking it on top of grab bar. I also saw a red hair on edge of tub. I wear flip flops in shower. And i am brunette.”

Room Invasion

Someone REALLY wanted to get into this room.

Not So Grate

What the Hell? At an airport hotel in Syracuse, 

The Most Jacked Up Hotel Chair Ever

I think we have all of the bases covered. Liquid. Solid. Gas. And “liqlidas”. From a struck-blind flight attendant in Charlotte.

Bacon!

Eventually you need a first room service pic. From an employee of  a major airline and had this “bacon” delivered to her as breakfast.  It looks like something from the Abrasion Room at a leper colony.

Cover Spread Tryst

Housekeeping took Labor Day off. Large crusty white stain at a Laguardia hotel,
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