Michele Bachmann (R-MN) the moment she realizes she is not
at a stump speech in Iowa, but rather standing on a lunar ridge, speaking to no
one at all.
Rick Perry in Space
Texas Governor Rick Perry, watching the sunrise on asteroid
532 Herculina, contemplating his plan for job creation and wondering how he
ended up circling the sun between Jupiter and Mars.
Newt Gingrich in Space
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, explaining his plan for a âContract with The Crab Nebulaâ.
Herman Cain in Space
âI donât want to be here! I do not want this! Get me back to earth!â yelled a fiery Herman Cain, though no words were actually spoken due to the lack of a medium through which to vibrate.
Space Mitt Romney
Though he remembered to bring a podium and flags, Governor Mitt Romney did not bring a space suit to protect him from the low pressures and freezing temperatures of Proteus, Neptuneâs ice moon.
Ron Paul in Space
Representative Ron Paul showed no remorse for bringing a handful of supporters to his space lair, luring them in with promises of a libertarian paradise free from big government, high taxes and a burdensome atmosphere.
Presidents in Space
Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, just chillin in space.