11 Texts You Shouldn't Have Sent Your Ex-Girlfriend Last Night
Every guy's been there.
It's after midnight. You're at a bar, drunk and lonely after spending $25 buying shots for a girl and her friends who's way out of your league. She just had to go the "bathroom," which is apparently out the door and in a cab.
It's time to re-open some wounds.
Here are some examples of texts you shouldn't have sent your ex-girlfriend last night.
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