Colin Ferrell's tux was sculpted from vomit he punched out of a duck with his one giant hand.
Nas
If you stare into Nas's amulet long enough you see your own death, and its presence slowly drove all the other celebrities insane.
Kelly Ripa
This was just in poor taste.
The Jonas Brother Who Survives
The Jonas Brother Who Survives wore a blue jacket and a brooch that holds his family.
Idris Elba
Idris Elba was completely naked except for that flower. The tuxedo is photoshopped for the sake of the children.
Kelly Ripa
She kept changing. This time into Tom Hiddleston's skin. Everyone was so upset but no one could stop it.
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd wore a beard and said "I'm Paul Rudd!" over and over and over until someone finally agreed to take his picture.
Aziz Ansari
Aziz brought his favorite moth. The woman behind him tried to kill the moth but he saved it and this is a picture of them hugging.
Alexander Skarsgard
Alexander Skarsgard impressed everyone by pulling cans down off all the tallest shelves while the ladies oo'ed and ahh'ed and the men muttered vows of vengeance.
Keith Urban
Keith Urban wore Admiration and Gratitude.
Zayn Malik
Zayn left One Direction and his arms went in another, so he replaced them with robot arms. Unfortunately technology is not yet advanced enough for his robot arms to tie him a tie.
Robert Pattinson
I just can't get over this jacket. It's a jacket, but also white? What'll they think of next! Bread? Will they think of bread? Please. I'm so hungry.
