Real Yearbook Quotes from the 2012 Presidential Candidates
As those who are of voting age know, a brilliant yearbook quote can make or break whether or not you vote for a White House hopeful. Lucky for you, I've done the hard work of digging up these completely true yearbook quotes on the 2012 candidates. You're welcome. Now go Vote or Die!
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Mitt Romney
Ron Paul
Rick Santorum
Newt Gingrich
Barack Obama
BONUS: Rick Perry
BONUS: Joe Biden
- lol
- joe biden's looking goooooooddddd
- OMG!
- He looked like a dick even back then.
- Wow...this is stupid.
- holy crap. joe biden was actually kinda hot back in the day...weird....
- I googled it.. All I found was a principled lead man who doesn't accept lobbyist money and is the champion of the constitution. I found a lot about a gov't ran by common sense and an end to the endless, illegal wars. Also found a sound monetary policy that isn't controlled by a private central bank. Sounds pretty crazy to me...
- Joe biden was a hottie in his day..lol
- Yeah... I googled it and I found the only man deserving to be my president! RP2012!
- i dont think google existed when they were in highschool or college even...that is one reason i dont think these were real...although it was kinda funny
- AFTER A DAY ON SREET AGAINST PRESIDENT BASESCU , THIS IS MY DESERT. THANKS YOU AND..MAYBE ANOTHER TOMMOROW .
- WHO POSTED?
- Oh my Joe Biden...<3
- Some of this scare's me !! People vote for a candidate because they think there a " hottie" ?! We ar going to hell in a hand basket ..
- Newt Gingrich is the zodiac killer! I knew it!
- who really still thinks their votes count? you guys are fooling yourselves. the nwo and illuminati decide what happens... do you really think they would let US decide you is the head of this country? c'mon people wake up! all the president is is a face and a well trained puppet. were all fucked... see you at the fema death camps!!!
- Everyone! Point and laugh at the PaulTard cult! LMFAO. Libertarian loons!
- Bollocks
- Yeah, Ron Paul is a crazy old coot! Suggesting the government actually follow the Law and not spend money it doesn't have? That mad son of a bitch!
- I bet Santorum got beat up a lot in high school. By the chess club.
- http://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2012/01/crackpots-messengers - read that if you think Ron Paul should be President -- might wake you up to some facts about him.
- look at Rick Dick Santorum....lol
- This is embarrassing I just read at least 100 comments filled with hate and stupidity I mean WTF Your comments make it embarrassing to be known as an American Grow up take your hate filled comments to some other website I'm 15 and i know better Please do not respond for i live in a family that is trained in arguing for fun And it will just give me a buzz to argue with you This is just fair warning
And the Nominees Are...
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