It has been nearly 100 years (Taft, in 1913) since the president has had facial hair. Its time Obama changes that policy.
By Nate Maggio October 28, 2011 21k views More Info
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Published October 28, 2011

Barack Obama: The Original

Perfectly acceptable.

Barack Obama: Classic Stache

He would have done well in the '70s.

Barack Obama: Spanish Sword Fighter

Barack stars in Puss in Boots 2, next summer.

Barack Obama: Hulkamania Edition

His policies full support all federal funding to the NWO.

Barack Obama: Omish

I love and hate the idea of an Amish president.

Barack Obama: 5 o'clock shadow


Barack Obama: Wise Old Man, Probably Filipino

Talking about how to plant the best kind of snap peas or something.

Barack Obama: Silly

I wish I was Malia or Sasha to see him wake me up like this on Sunday mornings. 

Barack Obama: DANGER ZONE

I wish he left the State of The Union like this. Preferably dropping the mic first.

Barack Obama: Creeper

He has access to all information ever recorded. Including those pictures you sent you your ex-boyfriend. He has those. And he loves them.

Barack Obama: Jam Band / Savior

Not pictured: wearing birkenstocks. 

Barack Obama: CRAZY PERSON

Winner of every beard competition, and someone you can never take outside. 

Barack Obama: BRO

Chinstrap BROBAMA totally just stole your girl. ROBBERY!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama: Soul and/or Creeper

Either he plays Spanish guitar-- which is totally acceptable. Or, he is starring at you from across the club in a matching sweat suit with a gold chain on his chest. 

Barack Obama: ART

Shepard Fairey has outdone himself.