He would have done well in the '70s.
Barack stars in Puss in Boots 2, next summer.
His policies full support all federal funding to the NWO.
I love and hate the idea of an Amish president.
TOO BUSY IN MEETINGS SAVING THE ECONOMY TO SHAVE, ALRIGHT?
Talking about how to plant the best kind of snap peas or something.
I wish I was Malia or Sasha to see him wake me up like this on Sunday mornings.
I wish he left the State of The Union like this. Preferably dropping the mic first.
He has access to all information ever recorded. Including those pictures you sent you your ex-boyfriend. He has those. And he loves them.
Not pictured: wearing birkenstocks.
Winner of every beard competition, and someone you can never take outside.
Chinstrap BROBAMA totally just stole your girl. ROBBERY!!!!!!!!!
Either he plays Spanish guitar-- which is totally acceptable. Or, he is starring at you from across the club in a matching sweat suit with a gold chain on his chest.
Shepard Fairey has outdone himself.